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Think of a cross between American Idol and The Daily Show ... (Fortunately I have never heard of either of these and I am not going to look them up) and you'll get the idea behind our AMERICAN POLITICIAN feature. HillZoo takes you on a journey to the more colorful, off-beat (and sometimes scary) side of US politics ... introducing you to some the candidates you've never heard of.

RANDY CROW (D-NC)
Candidate for President - 2004
www.randycrow.com

With Al Gore out of the 2004 Democratic race, attention is now turning to Lieberman, Gephardt, Daschle, Kerry, Dean and Edwards. But what about Randy Crow? Shouldn't we pay more attention to this announced Democratic hopeful who is already well into his second run for President. Crow, as you'll see, is not ... umm ... your typical Democratic contender.

You've got to love a Presidential candidate who has so mastered the art of diplomacy that he will begin some emails to news reporters (I wrote Dear Prick once so it should be reporter, actually it was a e-mail to zioni$t Gunsburger who owns politic1 or whatever his name is & I doubt I am the only person who thinks of zioni$t Gunsburger as, Dear Prick.) with the salutation of "Dear Prick!" This is the kind of calm, controlled guy you want facing off against the anti-American terrorists and folks like Saddam Hussein.

But -- according to Crow -- the September 11 terrorists were really a secretive federal agency (I don't consider The Omega Agency a Federal Agency) known as "The Omega Agency" (I have said Big George sits on the Omega Agency because I read this notion on the Internet under the subject Omega Agency. Good grief, Louie on the Omega Agency, in his wettest dream.) (which was controlled by former FBI Director Freeh and other top FBI folks ... and the planes were flown by remote control). And, Crow explains, Saddam is really "a zioni$t working for the CIA." In fact, Crow's site is filled with lots of fun facts like these showing how the federal government and "the zioni$ts" are responsible for nearly every bad thing that has happened in the world for many years. But don't think Crow is anti-Semitic: "There is nothing wrong in being Jewish, I have Jew blood in me ... By the way Jews, please don't call me anti-Jew, I am trying to help good Jews who do not believe in zioni$m or treating people like trash," he writes. For example, he notes that he liked Senator Wellstone, who was Jewish (who, Crow notes on his website, was likely murdered at the orders of President "zioni$t fa$ci$t Little George" Bush). ( Actually I would never be this specific in referring to Little George. Actually I would suspect The Omega Agency would issue the orders to dust Wellstone & Carnahan and I doubt Little George would be told or in on the deal at all, although he probably got to see one of the planes fly into one of the twin towers live.)

And, by the way, did we mention how "the Federal Force" (i.e., FBI -- again -- and others) possibly planted a secret computer chip in Crow's head (If I have a computer chip it is not in my head. A more logical spot would be in my skin below my belly button a few inches) to monitor his thoughts? (and stimulate thought process & action & make me sneeze on demand & possibly monitors can see through my eyes what I see) Oh, never mind, we'll get back to that later on.

First, to be fair, let's learn some background on Crow. He was born in 1946 in Texas, the son of an alcoholic traveling salesman -- who later reformed and became a successful rancher.(Actually my father was a traveling salesman before I was born and I do not know if he was an alcoholic at that time. He drank heavily from the 1960s until about 1985 when he contracted prostrate cancer and did not feel like drinking. He died in 1991. The ranch was a sideline, gasoline service stations, 30 or so, was the business, and the ranch never made money, and lost money raising goats, cattle, and hogs, although we did have some pretty cool round-ups. Only enough to pay the taxes. It was a real estate investment only, purchased for $15.00 per acre and sold at various prices averaging possibly $500.00 per acre.) ) A bunch of his official bio turns into a convoluted tale of how his brother-in-law Risher Randall (possibly "a closet Jew") (Risher is not a closet Jew. He and his wife are Episcopalians & God will have a big time stomping on his head for a few million years while he is in hell.) allegedly cheated Crow "zioni$t style" out of his fair share of his father's estate. ( My family got out of family mess probably $2 million, and Risher cheated me out of my one fifth bank share which may have been around an additional $1 million from its highest value & some ranch money.) One passage about his other brother-in-law Edward Rudge (Jesus, how did you know Rudge was Edward Rudge?)-- whom Crow liked -- shows how Crow's conspiracy theories arise:

Rudge, a genius, graduated like 2nd in his class from MIT. Rudge died in 1990 in his sixties ... When it came to math and science, Rudge was beyond genius. It has even crossed my mind Rudge's death may have been manipulated by clandestine Force-type people because Rudge was honest and he may have known something the world of science did not want Rudge blowing the whistle. Once I asked [my sister] if Rudge had a particular skill in science. She said photography. Well, photography is light, and understanding light is like understanding life, time foreword & reverse, the laser is repeating light beams, etc. Rudge had the kind of mind which could have invented the laser and Rudge would definitely understand the laser, is my guess. Rudge was given bad medicine after his second quadruple bypass and this might have contributed to his death. For some reason I have a gut feeling a powerful force may have killed or manipulated Rudge's death. (At his death he had funded some research on light at MIT, what do you call those things, a picture that looks three dimensional, Hologram. That's what his money researched & stuff dealing with light even more advanced, I think.) (with a lengthy history of heart disease)dies in his sixties ...(61) because the federal government's secret force didn't want Rudge "blowing the whistle" on time-traveling laser beams. (I have never heard the expression time-traveling laser beams and that is over my head but may be exactly what they are. Sounds like someone pretty up on Rudge and the laser is feeding the writer info. And Rudge is a pretty small cog in the Randy Crow story to get this much space, especially since Rudge has been removed from my biography, because I felt mentioning him was unimportant. Talk about my hunches I can't prove, did you read that I feel comrade Big George got his Himmler types to give his best friend, Fred Chambers a dose of cancer so Mr. Chambers would not blow the whistle on the fact comrade Big George worked for the CIA and the oilman mess was his cover, and the only oil Big George ever found was on the shelf of an Exxon service station.) How can any person seriously question that solid reasoning? And lasers, Crow explains elsewhere on the site, were used by the FBI to shoot down TWA Flight 800 and shoot down Missouri Governor Mel Carnahan's 2000 campaign plane. See!! (I don't know if it was the FBI that ordered the use of the laser on Flight 800, although I feel the center fuel tank on the plane in Fight 800 was ignited by a laser, and I said Carnahan's & Wellstone's fights were flown in the ground by remote control and not zapped by a laser. Same technology the comrades used on the Senators as is used to fly drones & was used to fly the planes Sept. 11)

Okay, back to Crow's bio. Crow says his dad's ranch grew to about 14,000 acres and was worth millions (The ranch did not grow, it was purchased in 1954 as a 12,300 acre ranch from abstracts. On the ground survey work determined the ranch was about 10 percent larger than the amount of land contracted and paid for originally, rounding up & bragging rights got it up to 14,000 acres. My father's ownership position was 52% and with an average per acre sales price of $500.00 per acre that translates to something over $3 million.) -- until that Risher guy allegedly cheated him and his dad out of it (Risher just _ucked up the deal. My father had the land given to his children in an undivided interest deed and Risher had this deed nullified & talked Daddy'O to put like a 1000 acres in a corporation, and with the help of forging my father's signature more ranch land ended up in gifts, which eventually allowed Risher to have the Crow ranch sold by getting 50 percent of the owners to agree to sell, and some sellers may have been on the buying side of the transaction as well. The reason the Risher theme repeats itself is because I cannot come to grips that Risher and Fairfax could hurt their father so and be this evil. What kind of jealousy, fear, and hate fills their hearts? For me it is the same type question a Jew would ask over and over, why the Holocaust? The more I reflect on Risher, however, I now think Risher is probably a compulsive thief and this is why he stole from his father-in-law and me and probably everyone he comes in contact who does not have their money nailed down.) in the early 1980s (late). This whole Risher-zioni$t cheating theme endlessly repeats throughout the bio articles. Crow, meanwhile, played football in high school, attended prep school in Virginia, (football and prep school is all the same deal) attended college in the late 1960s, married, had a son (two sons) ... and opposed (I never opposed the Vietnam War. I never went to one anti-war rally. Never wrote one letter or did one little thing against the war. It is in retrospect that the pieces of the Vietnam War have come together. Actually my life was pretty uneventful, ask the FBI, until I was 47, (which is the same age I believe Jesus was when He was Crucified, 47, because Jesus was the son of Julius Caesar and Cleopatra & born in 47 BC, I think), then all kinds of weird stuff started happening. In 1969 I was drafted, joined a reserve unit, and got knocked out of both because a few years before I dislocated my shoulder, which my father reminded me. Crows' think war is a bad idea & believe in Peace, and Crows' believing in Peace started way before I came in the world.) the Vietnam War as "a zioni$t manipulated War designed to kill our Christian kids and install na$i communi$t zioni$m in the Vietnam region." Since the 1970s, Crow worked as a ranch manager, a realtor, a used mobile home salesman, a truck driver, etc. (As part owner I worked as Crow Ranch Manager, I have had a Real Estate broker's license since 1978, I owned a company that owned a 67 space mobile home park, and I was a bonded manufactured home retailer and owned a dealership selling new Skyline and Melody homes in Pearland as well as used homes, and the family assets went from a value of around $2 million in (1967) to around $15 million (1984) when I was involved in managing them, much later in 1995 when my marriage was deteriorating I went to truck driver school and got my CDL and delivered trucks cross country for around 4 months. It was during the truck driving experience that some of the dirtiest tricks were played on me that opened my eyes to what comrade Big George's Omega Agency's clandestine forces are capable of doing. Thus the truck driving deal was probably manipulated in my life for educational purposes, in my opinion. Even though some have made fun of my truck driving days behind my back, isn't it funny truck drivers don't get belittled to their face, I am proud of my truck driving days because many can't drive an 18 wheeler, its hard work, and to my mind cross country driving is pretty cool, and not every truck driver has been in the position he/she can write a check for a million bucks. Don't ask for a demo on my truck driving skills unless you have a death wish.) All that started to change in 1988 when he first encountered the Federal Force (and then we get to that stuff about the computer chip implant):

1988 - Found out FBI was investigating me. Went to FBI office and had long 1 1/2 hour talk. Don't have a clue what was on their mind. All I know is I have never been indicted for anything really illegal ever and it has been 13 years since the FBI fessed up to the fact they were investigating me. All my files are classified ... In 1994 the Federal Force manipulated a bunch of mess which questioned my sanity. So I wrote the Shrink a letter stating my side of story relative to my 100 visits/talks with him, and in a letter dated February 15, 1995 he wrote me in part. "I view you as a creative, imaginative, and somewhat eccentric individual, but signs and symptoms of mental illness were not present during your outpatient treatment." ... 1994 September - Had an incredible experience which I think the Federal Force messed with me and I think the Force had some weird blood work done on me or possibly put a computer chip in me. This experience had the effect of transforming my life. At one incredibly weird point in time the physical world looked smoky blue and I felt some sort of ethers had transformed me into a different person ... I would hate to guess how much money some clandestine force has spent messing with me but it is outrageous, millions. In my opinion we are talking thousands of people with high, high, tech equipment. How could I have the insight I have without having experienced events my insight reveals? I could go into a million experiences but I am simply not in the mood.
In 1997 -- having moved to North Carolina -- Crow decided to enter the world of politics. "I am involved in politics to get rid of filthy communists and lots of others," he wrote in a 2000 email. (zioni$t Gunsburger Dear Prick e-mail and we know Gunsburger lives to blair and I think this quote is out of context & changed some from my original. Would you expect anything else from a zioni$t?.) He ran for Wilmington City Council and finished 11th out of 15 candidates. In 1998, Crow ran for Congress in the primary against incumbent Mike McIntyre (D-NC) -- but lost by a lopsided vote of 94% to 6%. In 1999, he lost a race for Wilmington Mayor. Undaunted by losing three races in three years, Crow immediately jumped into the 2000 Presidential race as a Democratic challenger to Al Gore and Bill Bradley. True fact: Crow qualified for the Presidential primary ballots in New Hampshire and Louisiana in 2000. He captured only 29 votes (18th place) in NH -- but did much better in the Bayou State (5,087 votes - 4th place - 3%). A few months later, Crow ran against McIntyre again -- with the same result. Crow was back again in 2001, making another failed run for City Council ("the local power brokers fear me and my vision for Wilmington"). Then a losing run for US Senate in 2002 ("I didn't do too well, received like 1%"). The score: Filthy Communi$t/Zioni$ts - 7, Crow - 0. (Isn't that dirty filthy communi$t/zioni$t$- 8, Crow- 0. I never capitalize the words communi$t$ or zioni$t$ because they are too low to deserve the respect capitalization implies) And now he's back making another run for President in 2004.

Crow's site is worth a visit just for the hundreds and hundreds of rambling articles that articulate his bizarre conspiracy theories and views on everything. He hates Bush, (I really don't hate Little & Big George but I do hate some,many of the things they do.) the zioni$ts, the FBI, the zioni$ts, the na$i communi$t media, the zioni$ts, Saddam Hussein, the zioni$ts, "The Bilderbergers," the zioni$ts, the Falun Gong, the zioni$ts, Bill Safire, the zioni$ts, the New World Order and, of course, the zioni$ts! ( I am really not prejudiced toward anyone it is just some things people do I don't like.) Be sure to read his articles on why he says Louie Freeh and the FBI killed Princess Di ... and how President Bush Sr. ordered the 1963 hit on JFK. He actually has nice stuff to say about a few folks: Milosevic, Gaddafi, Castro, the Chinese government ( I am not sure I agree with your statement that I have nice things to say about Milosevic ect. You would have to show me the articles you have in mind before I agree to this statement . I really don't know much about Gaddafi or Castro, I think I might have said comrade Big George and comrade Castro and comrade Gaddafi were probably _utt buddies, and if that is nice, well, you got me, and I doubt that more than a half page has been written about them each out of several thousand pages written. One of my goals is to help bring Peace to the world and all must be invited to sit at the table of Peace, even you, an obvious zioni$t, and everyone should feast at the table of Peace, for Peace to work.) , Gary Condit, ( I wonder if that Jewish princess hooked in with Condit got dusted because she got wind of Sept. 11 and she was fixing to blow the whistle) and Jim Jeffords (I'm not making this up!).

We forgot to mention that Crow also claims he is "The Returning Christ." In fact, see his thinly fictionalized story where he explains the whole thing -- renaming himself as "Tandy Bolling" for purposes of the story (but then he forgets about that around the middle and re-identifies himself as Crow). Nevermind ... if you've got a lot of time on your hands, you can read the story yourself. ( I didn't finish writing the Tandy Bolling story because it was a pain to write and it is not on the current web site because the Tandy Bolling thing did not seem important. So sorry, Its not available to read anymore. You are, whoever you are who has written this deal, the first person to put in print, that has come to my attention, my hunch that I feel I may be The Returning Christ, which is interesting & might even have taken courage, or possibly just a zioni$t hate filled heart. Who knows. Obviously, God or something is taking this Returning Christ deal to a little higher level. I do believe firmly that in a way whether or not I am The Returning Christ is a non event and do not worry about it at all, except I do pray that if I am The Returning Christ I would like to be the coolest, greatest, most fantastic Returning Christ in the history of the Universes, because it makes no difference what you write, what the zioni$t$ do, or what I do, if I become The Returning Christ there is a force so smart, so powerful, that makes it happen, you and I or anything, the intelligence of 10,000 Omega Agencies, the most powerful force on this planet imaginable can't even think about stopping it, in my opinion. I am about like an astronaut on a ride to the moon with thousands and thousands of good Christian and other good people, Muslims, Indians, Russians, Chinese, Japanese, you name it, Africans, Europeans, behind the scenes, in many cases being killed, to make this happen. May every person who dies for My and God's sake go straight to Heaven. Actually the zioni$t$ are betting pretty heavily that there will never ever be, over their dead body will there ever be, a Returning Christ. If anybody can do it, and I mean it is a tough job, God can. The average person on the street has no idea how complex Returning Christ is.Take my word for it, becoming Jesus is a tough job. Saving the world from zioni$t$ does give you a warm fuzzy feeling, however. The pleasure of watching every single coward communi$t zioni$t Gunsburger- Safire-Pee Dee-Pearlie-Kristol-Rice-Feith-Delay,ect. type get indicted for treason, convicted, and twitch getting the needle will be worth the pain.)

Look for Crow to be trekking through the snows of New Hampshire when primary day approaches ... unless, of course, the zioni$t Federal Force takes him out first with a laser beam. (You wish. Did you not read the bio entry 1999 Jay Leno chin deal, the good force protects me. Boy am I a failure. Nothing I have written is cause for zioni$t$ communi$t$ and the Omega Agency to have me killed? Many say I should fear for my life, and my life has been getting a lot more violent, but Rando, a play on Brando, is still here.) Personally I think the following tale is movie material. This weird experience occurred which I think is so cool I think it is movie material, generically. It could have happened in 2000 but anyway the event is what is neat so I will pass it on. One of my theories is a major powerful force keeps me alive. Then, several events had taken place in which I felt someone was trying to kill me. A girl from out of town came over one night and she went to a bar and this guy she met with a Jay Leno chin brought her back over to the house. He stayed a while, got a good look at me, and left. Before he left I went to bed and then I remembered I had left a pistol on the table next to where I sit in the den where the two of us were talking and I got out of bed and retrieved it, which was probably a good idea. But anyway. The next morning I took my friend to pick up her car and her car was out of sight in the back of bar's parking lot. While she is getting out of the car I looked in my rear view mirror and two big guys are walking fast toward my car. Just then a blind guy's seeing eye dog, the blind guy is talking on a pay telephone, starts pulling the blind guy toward the guys coming at me. This seeing eye dog is trying to attack the guys coming toward me and stops them cold in their tracks! I determine it is time to get the heck out of Dodge and start driving out of the parking lot. Just as I enter the street I see a guy in the rear view mirror which appears to have a pistol in his hand getting into a truck which looks similar to the truck the guy who drove my friend home was driving. A scenario could have been, big guys attack me and the guy in the truck, and his truck was parked only about 15 feet from my vehicle but completely hidden in an adjacent parking lot, when I turn to face the attackers shoots me in the back and the attackers get blamed for shooting me during a robbery. I just thought the seeing eye dog stopping the entire deal was cool as can be.

A note to our Republican readers: don't get too smug reading this Dem profile ... because we've got a 2004 GOP Presidential candidate we're going to profile here next!

Aren't zioni$t$ amazing. They will tell any lie & do anything to bring evil to the world and kill Christians. It never ceases to amaze me how low they can go. Then again they are the descendants of those zioni$t$ who Crucified Jesus so that is a hint, hint. No wonder this world is so screwed up, the zioni$t evil is ruling this world. The hate & lies in this article is just an example of zioni$t evil. But then a zioni$t is raised raci$t to hate Christians and all people who are not zioni$t$. No wonder The Book of Revelations describes zioni$t$ as the Mother of Prostitutes, the Abominations of the Earth. Keep up your commonness. No one expects more. Ya'll are a zioni$t.