4-19-06

Karl Rove Manipulates sallysissy.com Interview

When my interview with sallysissy.com was sandwiched between two vulgar articles I realized Karl Rove was behind the mess. If there is a genuine Karl Rove signature, it is found in sexual vulgar material designed to harm an enemy. Patrick Fitzgerald and I are enemies of Karl Rove and he wants to hurt us anyway he can. Rove knew I would blame him for the negative situation, as I blamed Rove for the attempted Houston Press smear of me a few years ago, so he put this attack as a part of an interview he thought I would approve.

Rove manipulated the murder of my beloved Brandy. All thinking people know Karl Rove had Pat Tillman shot in the back to try and help improve Little George's sinking poll numbers after Little George and the zioni$t$ were nailed for their sexual tortures at Abu Ghraib prison. Rove does love the sexual aspects of Karl's Abu Ghraib evil. Rove is manipulating the murder of another friend of mine now. Karl Rove does enjoy murder. Rove loves to manipulate the deaths for American kids in the military most of all. Rove works night and day to come up with a method to promote a Civil War in Iraq and now he supports a plan for US soldiers to go door to door in Baghdad killing Sunni and Shiites. Rove knows this brutality will result in many more of our fine soldiers killed, which he wants. You see, Karl Rove is a communi$t zioni$t making war on the USA, and Rove cheers the death of each American soldier killed. Rove is really excited about the prospects of a nuclear Holocaust with Iran, because the United States will be hurt in the process and Rove enjoys hurting the USA as much as he enjoys sick sex or manipulating the deaths of American kids in the military.

Mr. Crow,

I write for a new local blog by the name of sallysissy.com. We have been around for only a couple of months but have already began attracting around 200 hits a day. Our demographic is youngsters 18-30 somethings and our main focus is gonzo/comedy (translates (1) as immature vulgar comedy which belittles the deaths of the brave of their generation fighting in our military. (2) useful idiots for Karl Rove and zioni$t communi$t$. (3) insincere con artists) but we also cover politics (local and otherwise). Anyway, I feel your bid for the presidency is something that our readership is not aware of and would be interested in reading about. If you are interested in an interview please let me know.
Thanks,

TeenieBopper

The Eagle Has Landed

In a sky of political rhetoric polluted by corporate doublespeak and timid tip-toeing, Randy Crow is a breath of fresh air. While other politicians pussyfoot around our nation’s problems, this Wilmington-based conspiracy theorist and 2008 Presidential candidate tackles them with a vigor rivaled only by that of some kind of wild, behemoth beast monster thing. To call the man “unconventional” would be akin to calling a rabid and bloody, murderous Rhino “mean,” or perhaps “moody.” Randy Crow is a revolutionary. And although no one is sure if the revolution will be televised, it is safe to say it can be viewed on the World Wide Web. Mr. Crow’s website, randycrow.com, serves as the headquarters for the said revolt, a metaphorical megaphone for Crow to disperse his firebrand theories while promoting his campaign.
A trip to the site will instantly grant one access to hundreds of Crow’s self-authored articles that address everything from the truth behind 9/11 and the D.C. Sniper to Religious Corruption and the economy. According to Crow, the bad guys are none other than the “communi$t zioni$ts,” a transnational group of evil-doers who seek to establish world domination via the New World Order. At the core of the communi$t zioni$t movement lurks the Omega Agency, the really bad guys involved in every element of Tomfoolery from the War in Iraq to Hugo Neu. And for that reason he is also running for New Hanover County Commissioner. Crow recently caught up with sallysissy to elaborate.

What got you into politics?

As I recall back in the mid 1990s I felt some sort of a clandestine force was playing dirty tricks on me and I was very angry and I thought I would try politics to see if this helped stop the mess going on in my life.

Explain the Omega Agency.

A short answer is the Omega Agency are a bunch of bad guys, supposedly 10 head guys, that do things to control the world economy and rule the world. They are the guys manipulating high gasoline prices. My web site under the heading “My Platform” has the info on the Omega Agency found on the Internet. A person sent me an e-mail and said his father worked for the Omega Agency. Part of the Internet explanation of what the Omega Agency is reads:
They are who people are talking about when one says orders come from “above the President”. The Omega Agency consists of a network set up much like the CIA. There are thousands world-wide who take their orders directly from the ruling council of the Omega Agency. This council consists of 10 to 12 people. George Bush and Alexander C. Haig are two names known to sit on the council of the Omega Agency. The OA is the driving force behind what is commonly called the “New World Order.” The OA’s office is located at Langley AFB. They plan to establish their NWO, for lack of a better term, in a time span of no less than 5 days. And they intend to do it without open war. (They are also liars.)

Is the Omega Agency active in Wilmington?

There are too many bad things going on around Wilmington for one to assume the Omega Agency is not here. The Wilmington area is fast becoming the trash dump for a large part of the NE USA. Waste Industries is about to get approval for a huge trash dump in the Green Swamp which is supposed to become a dump for New York City trash. This is horrible and will cause regional pollution. I cannot think of a worse place to dump trash than a swamp. If I am elected to the New Hanover County Commissioners (Oh, yeah. He is also running for New Hanover County Commisioner) I will try to get the county to initiate a law suit to shut the dump down the minute it opens. Hugo Neu is bad news environmentally and I would not be surprised if the Omega Agency is not involved in Neu’s location efforts here. Someone told me the big fish kill may be tied to an offshore ocean sonar range and this type of screw up is what one thinks about when one thinks Omega Agency.

You speak of the end of the communi$t, zioni$t$ in an apocalyptic fashion. Your website reads:
Two thirds of all zioni$t$ will be killed and I all along will be cheering and asking God to kill every single zioni$t communi$t$. With zioni$t(s) and blood flowing all over the globe and the end of the world a near done deal, Democrats, Republicans, zioni$t$ will say OK God you’re cool, we will vote for Randy. Zioni$t$ will give up their money is God religion. God will be seen as more powerful than Little George and the zioni$t$ communi$t$, and the planet will start acting right.

How soon can we expect this revolution?

It is true I rely on the Book of Revelations and I feel we are living in the time of the Book of Revelations. What I do I hope is the Will of God and I have asked God to get us through this turmoil with the least loss of life as possible. My feeling is Little George is the antichrist and he has only two more years in Office. It is hard to imagine we could have the death of evil in next two years but it is my guess that a major battle between good and evil starts in all seriousness in the next two years. Who knows what the bad guys have in mind. They may try to seize the United States. I am betting something dramatic happens of a nuclear holocaust nature before Little George is supposed to leave Office.

If there was a Communi$t, Zioni$t Manifesto what would it read?

I saw heaven standing open and there before me was a white horse, whose rider is called Faithful and True. With justice he judges and makes war. His eyes are like blazing fire, and on his head are many crowns. He has a name written on him that no one but he himself knows. He is dressed in a robe dipped in blood, and his name is the Word of God. The armies of heaven were following him, riding on white horses and dressed in fine linen, white and clean. Out of his mouth comes a sharp sword with which to strike down nations. “He will rule them with an iron scepter.” He treads the winepress of the fury of the wrath of God Almighty. On his robe and his thigh has this name written:
KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS. And I saw an angel standing on the sun, who cried in a loud voice to all the birds flying in midair, “Come. Gather together for the great supper of God, so that you may eat the flesh of communi$t$, zioni$t$, kings, generals, and Rupert Murdoch types, of horses and their riders, and the flesh of all people, free and slave, small and great.” Then I saw Little George and the kings of the earth, Abominations of the Earth, Mother of Prostitutes, and their armies gathered together to make war against the rider on the horse and his army. But Little George was captured, and with him the false prophet Ottie $ulzberger who had performed the miraculous signs on his behalf. With these signs he had deluded those who had received the mark of the beast and worshiped his image. The two of them were thrown alive into the fiery lake of burning sulfur. The rest of them were killed with the sword that came out of the mouth of the rider on the horse, and all the birds gorged themselves on their flesh.

Sept. 11th: What really happened?

This is a long story. It had deep roots to set up the Arabs. Two airplane tragedies Flight 800 and Egyptian Airlines fight whose number I have forgotten were deliberately sabotaged to anger Arabs (and) to set them up as patsies. A clandestine force probably with some ties to cell in the CIA and also Israel’s secrete police recruited and manipulated Arabs to take over planes to fly them into the Towers, the Pentagon, and a grassy field. Once the plans took off the planes were flown by remote control choosing targets for effect and deception. The objective of September 11 was not loss of life exactly but to give the Neocons an excuse to invade Afghanistan, for poppy production and Heroin sales to pay the guys killing our kids, and the invasion of Iraq, to take Mid East oil off the market to manipulate a man made oil shortage during and to hide a slowing global economy.

The set up Arabs were necessary to set up a motive but Arabs had nothing to do with flying the planes. The towers had bombs in them which weakened the structures for a delayed collapse. September 11 was a bad guy manipulation because a financial problem faces the planet and the bad guys’ plan requires a man made oil shortage. From a ruined world economy the bad guys hope to enslave the world’s population. As I think all thinking people know Bin Laden was killed in October 2001 to keep his mouth shut. Mind suggestion is being used on Moussaoui because he can nail the bad guys really responsible with ties to Big George and the Omega Agency and they need Moussaoui dead.

Your biography indicates you as a direct descendant of Pocahontas and genealogically linked to “a herd of giants.” Do you feel your prestigious background has aided your political journey?

My political journey is comprised of twelve losses. The bad guys who control politics do not want people in politics who come from “a herd of giants.” My genealogy has rallied forces against me is my guess.

Advice for the sallysissy readership?

Thomas Jefferson is a hero of mine and two of his proverbs seem important. Tell the people the problems and the people will solve the problems. Also Jefferson said to be of honest and good character and the most difficult of problems will unravel themselves. So my advice for sallysissyees would be to talk on the Internet and discuss problems and conspiracies and to have sincere honest motives and the world’s problems will unravel themselves.

To read more on Randy Crow please visit Randycrow.com

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Mr. Crow,
Here are a few questions I have composed for you. Keep in mind that we are an Internet publication only so we generally try to keep things concise. Our audience has a short attention span, so brevity is always more effective.
Thanks
Teenie

Why should I vote for you for New Hanover County Commissioner?

I feel our future should be shaped by listening to and respecting ideas of
young people. Your readers will have a voice on the County Commissioners in
a way they have not had before, if I am elected. I am an environmentalist
and I see problems many others don't and point them out. I would be a new
face. I am the best choice.

What do you plan on accomplishing as Commissioner?

I would like to use my creativity to help the county build super state of
the art sewage treatment plants, improve the flow of traffic, clean water
and hold polluters accountable and stop their polluting, increase the
quality of life with bike roads and better recreation facilities. The
quality of our decisions that effect citizens can improve.

What steps did you take to run for the presidency?

In 1999 I filed for US President with the Federal Election Commission (FEC).
In 2000 I paid the filing fees for the Democratic Presidential primaries in
New Hampshire and Louisiana. I drove to Iowa once, New Hampshire three or
four times and spent two weeks campaigning in Louisiana not including three
or four other trips to Louisiana. In 2004 I paid presidential filing fees
for New Hampshire and Texas and campaigned in Iowa, New Hampshire, and
Texas. I am pretty sure my web site for US President is the oldest and
longest running presidential web site. I have given 50 or so interviews and
gone to many political events in which Al Gore, Bill Bradley, Howard Dean
and many other hot shots spoke and were in attendance. I have driven
probably 40,000 miles and spent probably $40,000.00 of my own money
campaigning for US President. My web site has approximately 80,000 hits per
month from 16,000 individual users or so from fourteen Internet regions .
Many in the media know of my candidacy.

Why should I vote for you President of the United States of America?

Unfortunately unless my campaign gets a major shot in the arm I doubt I will
be on the ballot in North Carolina because of our restrictive campaign laws
which makes presidential ballot access very expensive. But if I were on the
ballot you should vote for me because I am the only competent candidate that
is not owned by powers that be and these powers do not have an interest in
preserving and expanding true American fairness. There is not much reason to
expect my presidential bid will get much traction unless the bad guys lay a
nuclear holocaust or bird flu pandemic on us that kills a billion people or
so. In a way it would be best if I am never a serious candidate for
president. But if the bad guys do the evil I think they are capable, I have
been thinking of ways to hold them accountable for many years.

How does communi$m and zioni$m affect the average American?

Communi$m and zioni$m manipulate the average American to be their slaves and
most of us do not know it. Kids fight their war and kill people who don't
need killing and have little to say about it.

The US economy is rigged and workers have basically no chance to earn any
more money than it takes to just get by. Citizens are constantly spied upon
and anyone who opens their mouth in a way that effectively exposes bad deeds
is silenced, in my opinion.

Explain the Omega Agency.

A short answer is the Omega Agency are a bunch of bad guys, supposedly 10
head guys, that do things to control the world economy and rule the world.
They are the guys manipulating high gasoline prices. My web site under the
heading My Platform has the info on the Omega Agency found on the Internet.
A person send me an e-mail and said his father worked for the Omega Agency.
Part of the Internet explanation of what the Omega Agency is reads

They are who people are talking about when one says orders come from "above
the President". The Omega Agency consists of a network set up much like the
CIA. There are thousands world-wide who take their orders directly from the
ruling council of the Omega Agency. This council consists of 10 to 12
people. George Bush and Alexander C. Haig are two names known to sit on the
council of the Omega Agency. The OA is the driving force behind what is
commonly called the "New World Order." The OA's office is located at Langley
AFB. They plan to establish their NWO, for lack of a better term, in a time
span of no less than 5 days. And they intend to do it without open war.
(They are also liars

Is the Omega Agency active in Wilmington?

There are too many bad things going on around Wilmington for one to assume
the Omega Agency is not here. The Wilmington area is fast becoming the trash
dump for a large part of the NE USA. Waste Industries is about to get
approval for a huge trash dump in the Green Swamp which is supposed to
become a dump for New York City trash. This is horrible and will cause
regional pollution. I cannot think of a worse place to dump trash than a
swamp. If I am elected to the New Hanover County Commissioners I will try to
get the county to initiate a law suit to shut the dump down the minute it
opens. Hugo Neu is bad news environmentally and I would not be surprised if
the Omega Agency is not involved in Neu's location efforts here. Someone
told me the big fish kill may be tied to an offshore ocean sonar range and
this type of screw up is what one thinks about when one thinks Omega Agency.

What are your thoughts on Mayor Spence Broadhurst and his regime?

Well he is powerful and it is not wise to attack powerful people. But his
bunch make the Convention Center sound like a good financial deal for
Wilmington and the Convention Center is a major financial gift to Armada
Hoffler. Hugo Neu has the Wilmington City Council in their back pocket. The
Engineers for Wilmington's sewage treatment plants do not understand sewage
treatment and if our new plants are as poorly designed as our old plants the
taxpayers will be throwing something like $ 70 million away on our new
sewage treatment plants. With a straight face they talk a big game but in my
opinion it is not as slick as they would like us to believe.

Who is the most evil man in the world?

In my book Big George Bush is about as evil as they come and Little George
is his cone. Sometimes I refer to Little George as the antichrist and you
got to be a bad hombre to be the antichrist.

You're website mentions the cruel Zioni$t practices being used in the
recording industry. Explain.

You are reading me very closely. Actually I vaguely remember writing it but
I doubt I could find what I wrote. What I think I meant is that evil forces
are consolidating and controlling the recording industry and this is
eliminating competition and creativity because many creative recording
artists will not and do not have a legitimate outlet for their songs and
creativity.

Why the dollar signs in communi$m and zioni$m?

Well I truly hate communism and zionism and it is why I do not capitalize
them. To some people communism and zionism mean this or that but to me they
are greedy people who do the evil they do for money and nothing but money.
My insertion of the dollar sign is my way of saying that their scams are
only for money and have no other redeeming values.